Chris and I were feeling absolutely shattered after last night, especially after trying to sweat out the alcohol with a high intensity workout on only a few hours of sleep. The day was ruined. A low key night was in order–no more drinking. There’s this vintage night market we learned […]
The Extreme North, Day 1
We left Ha Giang early in the morning, starting our journey to the North pole of Vietnam–Lung Cu. We were worried the weather would be rainy, but weatherman Jim (Kevin’s dad) checked out the weather radar for our route and it looked like we had the all-clear. We saddled up […]
Another Night in Ha Giang
It’s damp and rainy outside, Kevin and Andreas are watching Game of Thrones on my laptop while I write in my journal. We’ve moved hotels now after we broke the bed on our first night in Ha Giang. I’m wearing ripped gray boxers that I refuse to throw away. […]
Coc Pai to Ha Giang
I just showered and borrowed a ‘Big Blue Diving’ pen from David to complete this entry. The other night we got quite drunk with the police force of this town, but I woke up feeling alright and ready to make the 115 kilometer journey from Coc Pai to Ha Giang. […]
Drunken Police Adventures
“There’s a rock in my hand!” I yell to my friends. I’m staring up at the sky as my whole body starts to hurt… We leave Bac La in the morning enroute to Coc Pai. I’m neck and neck racing with David. The road curves up and around like a […]
I Fancy Fansipan
“Get your shit together, we’re heading to the mountain” says David. “It’s clear, we’re leaving at 2:00 PM with or without without you guys”. I look at the mountain off in the distance and see that things have cleared up significantly. “OK” I say, hanging up the phone. It’s 1:50 […]
Mu Cang Chai Latte
We keep riding after the failed robbery, deciding to spend the night in the next decent town. Mu Cang Chai it is. The ride up is breathtaking. So many cows drinking from streams and eating grass on the side of the peaceful highway. There’s few cars, we have the road to […]
The Road to Sa Pa
We set off from Mu Cang Chai early, grabbing a coffee for the road at the same place we drank beer with the locals. It was bang-on delicious. We stop at the mechanic for an hour while they fix up Kevin’s bike. He needs a new rim for his tire […]
He’s no knight in shining armour
22:11 – 11/5/2016 – 1984 Tattoo Shop – Hanoi. David is getting a tattoo on his ass right now. It’s me, David, Laura, Andrew, and Kevin left in Hanoi as the sole survivors of the Bacon Ninja Cats crew. The crew is dissolving in the ether of travel, like sugar […]
Vietnamese Highway Robbery
I knew things were off. I had a bad feeling about this from the moment we set foot in that cafe. Now we’ve been taken down the road to a dusty restaurant by this weird Vietnamese guy in an orange jacket. We’ve bandaged Andreas up. He crashed his motorbike in […]